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1. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
2. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in NORTH CAROLINA .
3. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in NORTH CAROLINA , plus a couple no one's seen before.
4. If it grows, it sticks; If it crawls, it bites.
5."Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
6. It is not a Shopping cart, it is a buggy.
7. Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
8. People actually grow and eat okra.
9. "Fixinto" is one word .
10. There is no such thing as "dinner". It is supper.
11. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two.
We do like a little tea with our sugar!
12. Backards and forwards means "I know everything about it.
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13.
The word "Jeet" is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
14. You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
15. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
16.
You pronounce your front yard as "fronchard"
17. A hot dog is only a hot dog if it is in a bun, otherwise its a weenie.
18. You "cut" the lights on AND off.
You Know You' re From North Carolina If:
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
3. You use "fix" as a verb. For ex ampl e: "I'm fixing to go to the store.
4.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain, insect or animal. (Or on the eastern side, a fish--like the Mullet Festival).
5. You install security lights on your house and garage, then leave both unlocked.
6. You know what a "DAWG" is.
7. You carry jumper cables in your car .. For your OWN car.
8. You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete, Tabasco and ketchup.
9. The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
10 You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
11. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".
12.
You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and
Christmas.
13.
Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as"goin' Wal-martin"
or off to "Wally World".
14. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good soup weather.
15. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop...It’s a coke
regardless of brand or flavor.
For example: "What kinda coke you want?"
16. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
17. We don't need no stinking driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive.
18. You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from North Carolina.
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